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What I’m REALLY THANKFUL For…

Thanksgiving. Thanks. Giving. THANKS.         GIVING. For the last week all I’ve been hearing from just about everyone is how friggin thankful they are for their spouse, their children, the troops,  their boss, their pool boy, the maid, their dog, cat or  bird, aunts, uncles and let’s not forget cousin it, REALLY??? … Continue reading

  • Soooo now that the holiday is over I can give an honest opionion of what I'm truly thankful for... With everyone saying who they're thankful for and why... with a lot of love, praise and warm fuzzies going out to even some they don't even like or minimally tolerate, I am here to say what I am most thankful for NOT having. I'm am thankful that I don't have a nagging husband or boyfriend who critizes almost everything I do or say. Thankful that I don't live in a box under a bridge. Nor in my car (not comfortable at all). I'm thankful that I don't live too close to my immediate family so that I don't have to endure their constant "love" or inquiries as to why I'm still not fucking married and have no kids (reason 2,134 to not have kids! It annoys your family!!). I'm thankful that I don't have salelite - cause that would just suck! Thankful that my closest friends aren't fucking morons and get my sense of warped sick humor and encourage it daily! I'm thankful that I don't have false teeth and can hold a conversation without saying "like" or "riiiiiggghhhhhh" every third or fourth word! Thankful that I don't have to work weekends or nights. And of course holidays. Thankful that I don't have any pets - not even a fish (my plants don't count!)! I'm thankful that don't have to drive to work - but I do, because I can. I'm thankful that I don't need to be constantly entertained by others to have a good time. Thankful that I'm not perfect - nor do I expect anyone else to be. Thankful that I don't allow my OCO to take over when I'm at others homes. I'm thankful for NOT allowing anyone to treat me like a door matt. Thankful that right now I don't know anyone who is sick - physically or mentally (members of HC - this does not apply to you!). I'm thankful I don't need a wheelchair or a seeing eye cat or dog (yet!). Thankful that I don't need to remember most of my 20's and half of my 30's. I'm thankful that I don't have to be nice to everyone - 'cause some people just plain F'N SUCK and have no common sense (and if ya don't know who you are, then just f'n ask - I'll at least be honest). Thankful that I don't need Facebook to keep in contact with my homies and those I really care enough about to send my very best! Thankful for NOT always doing the popular thing, but for choosing the right thing! Thankful that I don't need a man to take out my garbage, change the shower head or remind me how awesome I am!.....and FINALLY.... I'm thankful that I don't have any kind of STD (there is something to be said about safety first!). Soooo for all those who are thankful for what you have or who you have.... let's not forget to be thankful for what ya don't have!! AMEN!!
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